Madeline

1: Why do you escort?
I started escorting because I’m a naturally very social person, I understand how to read people, make them feel comfortable, and carry on conversations in a way that feels effortless. This line of work lets me use those strengths in a rewarding and mutually respectful environment.

2: If you could be a superhero (or villain) for a day, who would you most want to be?
The Hulk, I just love the thought of turning x10 bigger and smashing everything.

3: What fictional place would you most like to go?
Narnia, I just think it looks beautiful.

4: Do you genuinely enjoy longer bookings?
I’ve always enjoyed longer bookings. There’s nothing better than an unhurried evening.

5: We all have a guilty secret when it comes to music. What band or artist from the ’80s or ’90s do you listen to when no one else is around?
My guilty 90s pleasure is Mark Morrison and Coolio.

6: Which discontinued TV series would you most want to bring back?
Jeremy Kyle.

7: What is your favourite position?
I have two favourites, my first is cowgirl, I love being on top and in control, my second is missionary because it’s simple but so passionate.

8: If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would it be and why?
I would love to see the northern lights.

9: What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
My degree.

10: What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
Went solo travelling with no plan.

11: What is something everyone should do at least once in their life?
Live entirely for themselves for a week.

12: What annoys you?
People with no manners or respect.

13: What is the most irritating habit that other people have?
I find it most annoying when people cannot read the room.

14: Which body part of yours do men/women compliment the most?
My teeth.

15: In your opinion, how many people would the perfect sexual experience involve?
In my opinion 1.

16: Your date would like to buy you a gift, but is concerned about making an unwanted purchase. Are there gifts that you simply have enough of, or which would be best avoided?
I’m grateful for any gift. I believe any gift is picked with thought behind it.

17: Are you the kind of person who knows what all the little forks and spoons are for when at a fine dining restaurant, but at the same time do you enjoy a beer and a slice of pizza?
I am the type of person who knows all uses for the “little forks,” but that’s only because I worked in fine dining for a long time, so it was my job to know.

18: What is the most embarrassing situation a client has put you in on a date? Are there other such situations that you would really like to avoid in future?
I have been very fortunate not to have encountered many embarrassing stories; however, I appreciate a gentleman who carries himself well in public and in private.

19: If you could choose freely amongst all the persons in the world, living or dead, who would be your number one choice to have between your legs?
This is going to sound crazy, but Karl Pilkington.

20: If a client voices a stupid opinion to which you disagree, would you tell him/her so, or would you nod in agreement?
An opinion is an opinion; we aren’t all going to have the same views and beliefs. If we did, the world would be pretty boring.

21: What is your favourite quote?
“If your dreams don’t scare you, they’re not big enough”

22: What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Happiness, peace and contentment.