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2: If you could be a superhero (or villain) for a day, who would you most want to be?

Poison ivy because I like her costume 

3: What fictional place would you most like to go?

Inside the tardis 

4: Do you genuinely enjoy longer bookings?

I personally love both short and long bookings. Regardless, we will have a good time.

5: We all have a guilty secret when it comes to music, what band or artist from the 80’s or 90’s do you listen to when no one else is around?

5ive

6: Which discontinued TV series would you most want to bring back?

Charmed 

7: What is your favourite position?

Reverse cowgirl 

8: If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would it be and why?

Texas as its one of the most beautiful states 

9: What is the smartest thing you have ever done?

Worked on ships and travelled the world for years 

10: What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?

Pegged someone 

11: What is something everyone should do at least once in their life?

Travel 

12: What annoys you?

Slow walkers 

13: What is the most irritating habit that other people have?

Clearing throats constantly 

14: Which body part of yours do men/women compliment the most?

Eyes 

15: In your opinion, how many persons would the perfect sexual experience involve?

2 possibly 3

16: Your date would like to buy you a gift, but is concerned not to make an unwanted purchase. Are there gifts that you simply have enough of, or which would be best avoided?

Avoid wine can’t stand the stuff 

17: Are you the kind of person who knows what all the little forks and spoons are for when at a fine dining restaurant but at the same time do you enjoy a beer and a slice of pizza?

I was taught you always work from the outside in. I love pineapple on my pizza and a cider instead 

18: What is the most embarrassing situation a client has put you in on a date? Are there other such situations that you would really like to avoid in future?

Being embarrassingly drunk. I would like to avoid this repeating itself 

19: If you could choose freely amongst all the persons in the world, living or dead, who would be your number one choice to have between your legs?

A southern cowboy 

20: If a client voices a stupid opinion to which you disagree, would you tell him/her so or would you nod in agreement?

Highly dependent on the opinion itself. If it’s a silly passing comment then probably won’t say anything. If it’s particularly interesting I would like to ask for more elaboration on the subject

21: What is your favourite quote?

‘All the world will be your enemy. Prince with a thousand enemies. And whenever they catch you they will kill you. But first they must catch you’ 

22: What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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