Overnight Etiquette

Our overnight etiquette is to help you get the best out of your overnight booking. Please note that the following rules apply to all bookings that are overnight or longer (12 hours or more).

Firstly, the fee structure of the overnight rate is based on the following points:

Dinner

All overnights must include dinner at a restaurant rather than room service.

Should you wish to spend an evening with a lady without leaving the confines of your hotel, please note that you will be charged for consecutive hours of private time at the lady’s standard rate per hour. However, you should still provide the lady with food, as we do not recommend that any lady drink alcohol on an empty stomach.

If you do not wish to pay for consecutive hours of private time, the solution is simple: treat your companion like the lady she is and take her out to dinner.

Furthermore, as an agency, we take no responsibility for any issues that may arise from ladies drinking alcohol on an empty stomach; for example, falling asleep early, being sick, etc, and it is 100% in your best interest to make sure that some food is consumed. There are some things that we cannot do for you, and this is one of them.

Please remember that you are the host and it’s your responsibility to look after your guest.

Sleep

It is not unreasonable for the lady to be allowed to sleep after 2 am and to be allowed a minimum of 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Whilst it is not appropriate for the lady to languish in bed for 8 hours or more, it is equally inappropriate for the gentleman to continually wake the lady during the night.

If the lady is not given 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep (between the hours of 2 am and 7 am), then she is free to leave the booking without reimbursing you. If you wish to enjoy “breakfast with benefits” in the morning, then please behave like a gentleman and let the lady have the minimum amount of sleep required.

In The Morning

It is considered polite to brush your teeth and freshen up before any morning fun begins, and we highly recommend that both you and your companion jump into the shower as well.

It is also considered polite to offer the lady breakfast; whether she accepts it or not is up to her, but it doesn’t hurt to offer. However, if you are dashing off to an early morning meeting or the gym, then it’s also perfectly acceptable to skip this part.

Party Bookings

Party bookings, regardless of how many ladies they involve or how long they are, are not classed as typical overnight bookings, nor can they be billed as such. Also, the overnight etiquette mentioned above does NOT apply to these bookings, as they are not billed as overnight stays.

Therefore, the overnight rate cannot be applied to them, and they will be billed at the consecutive hourly rate for the lady or ladies involved.

The overnight rate applies only to bookings that adhere to the “dinner and sleep” rule and does not cover bookings that consist solely of private time.

However, we still recommend that food is provided, as too much alcohol on an empty stomach is never a good idea.

Multiple Day Bookings

All of the overnight etiquette also applies to multiple-day bookings, so please take the time to read them.

In addition to the overnight rules, the lady must be allowed one full hour to go to the gym each morning, and it is unreasonable for her to forgo this part of her day. If the lady does not want to go to the gym, that is up to her, but she must be given the opportunity.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be provided, and you should also ensure that your guest does not go hungry at any point during your time together. Hint: If you see the lady attacking the complimentary fruit basket, then she’s hungry!

Also, the lady must be given privacy when using the bathroom, and it is not normal to follow her in there. Whilst this might sound like we are stating the obvious, it does happen more than you might think. In our opinion, this is both inconsiderate and, well, just a bit odd, so please don’t do it.

Payment

Overnights – Our preferred payment method for overnight bookings is bank transfer. If needed, you may pay in cash; a bank transfer is preferred. This may be obvious, but the reason bank transfer is our preferred method of payment is for the lady’s safety and security. These days, it is unfair to expect ladies to carry large amounts of cash in their handbags.

Longer bookings – for all dates of 24 hours or more, a 40% deposit will be required to secure the lady’s time at the point of booking. The remaining balance must be paid via bank transfer no later than 72 business hours prior to the meeting. Unfortunately, we cannot block out the lady’s time in her diary without payment in advance.