Overnight Etiquette

Overnight Etiquette to help you get the best out of your overnight booking. Please note the following rules apply to all bookings that are either overnight or longer i.e. hours in duration or more.

Firstly, the fee structure of the overnight rate is based on the following points:

Dinner

All overnights must include dinner in a restaurant as opposed to room service.

Should you wish to spend an evening with a lady without leaving the confines of your hotel, please note that you will be charged for consecutive hours of private time at the lady’s standard rate per hour. However, you should still provide the lady with food as we do not recommend that any lady drinks alcohol on an empty stomach.

If you do not wish to pay for consecutive hours of private time, then the solution is simple – treat your companion like the lady that she is and take her out for dinner.

Furthermore, as an agency we take no responsibility for any issues that may arise from ladies drinking alcohol on an empty stomach; for example falling asleep early, being sick etc and it is 100% in your best interest to make sure that some food is consumed. There are some things that we cannot do for you and this is one of them.

Please remember that you are the host and it’s your responsibility to look after your guest.

Sleep

It is not unreasonable for the lady to be allowed to sleep after 2am and to be allowed a minimum of 5 hours uninterrupted sleep. Whilst it is not appropriate for the lady to languish in bed for 8 hours or more, it is equally inappropriate for the gentleman to continually wake the lady during the night.

If the lady is not given 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep then she is free to leave the booking without reimbursing you. So, if you wish to enjoy “breakfast with benefits” in the morning, then behave like a gentleman and let the lady have the minimum amount of sleep required.

In The Morning

It is considered polite to brush your teeth and freshen up before any morning fun begins and we highly recommend that both you and your companion jump into the shower as well.

It is also considered polite to offer the lady breakfast, whether she accepts or not is up to her but its doesn’t hurt to offer it. However, if you are dashing of to an early morning meeting or the gym then it’s also perfectly acceptable to skip this part.

Party Bookings

Party bookings, regardless of how many ladies they involve, or how long in duration they are, are not classed as typical overnight bookings nor can they be billed as such. Also, the overnight etiquette mentioned above does NOT apply to these bookings as they are not billed as overnight.

Therefore the overnight rate cannot be applied to them and they will be billed at the consecutive hourly rate for the lady or ladies involved.

The overnight rate can only be applied to bookings that adhere to the “dinner and sleep” rule and it does not cover bookings that consist solely of private time.

However, we still recommend that food is provided as too much alcohol on an empty stomach is never a good idea.

Multiple Day Bookings

All of the overnight etiquette also applies to multiple day bookings, so please take the time to read them.

In addition to the overnight rules, the lady must be allowed one full hour to go to the gym each morning and it is not considered reasonable for the lady to forgo this part of her day. If the lady does not want to go to the gym then that is up to her but she must be given the opportunity to do so.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be provided and you should also ensure that your guest does not go hungry at any point during your time together. Hint: If you see the lady attacking the complimentary fruit basket then she’s hungry!

Also, the lady must be given privacy when using the bathroom and it is not normal to follow her in there. Whilst this might sound like we are stating the obvious it does happen more than you might think. In our opinion this is both inconsiderate and, well, just a bit odd, so please don’t do it.

Payment

Overnights – Our preferred payment method for overnight bookings is bank transfer. However, if needed you may pay in cash but bank transfer is preferred. This may be obvious but the reason bank transfer is our preferred method of payment is for the safety and security of the lady. These days it is not fair for ladies to be expected to carry a large amount of cash in their handbags.

Longer bookings – for all dates of 24 hours or longer in duration a 30% deposit will be required to secure the ladies time at the point of booking. The remaining balance must be paid via bank transfer no later than 72 business hours prior to the meeting. Unfortunately, we cannot block out the lady’s time in her diary without pre-payment.