1: Why do you escort?
It puts me in touch with some of the most fascinating people on the planet. I read a lot of biographies, but none of them compare to being able listen to people and truly get to know them.
2: If you could be a superhero (or villain) for a day, who would you most want to be?
Firstly, I’d chose a villain because they get to have more fun. It’s a hard choice, but I’d have to go with Octopussy, which is a no-brainer if you’ve seen that particular Bond film.
3: What fictional place would you most like to go?
Octopussys floating palace full of jewels and beautiful women!
4: Do you genuinely enjoy longer bookings?
Definitely, especially when we have a rapport and conversation just flows. There’s no better feeling than looking over at the clock and being shocked at how quickly time has flown.
5: We all have a guilty secret when it comes to music, what band or artist from the 80’s or 90’s do you listen to when no one else is around?
Don’t get me started – INXS, ICEHOUSE, Crowded House, Midnight Oil… the list goes on.
6: Which discontinued TV series would you most want to bring back?
Twin Peaks for sure, or Monty Python if the humour stayed exactly the same.
7: What is your favourite position?
Anything that involves a desk.
8: If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would it be and why?
I’d like a little private island off the coast of Croatia, with plenty of hidden grottos and beaches. For reading, and whatnot…
9: What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
Start escorting! Second smartest thing I’ve ever done is invest into stocks while young.
10: What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
Can I say start escorting a second time? No? Ok in that case it’s having moved around the world with only a suitcase to my name.
11: What is something everyone should do at least once in their life?
I think we should all engage in some lighthearted exploring of abandoned buildings in our teen years. However, you never miss the boat for going skinny dipping at night!
12: What annoys you?
Lack of punctuality for sure.
13: What is the most irritating habit that other people have?
I’m not a fan at all of chewing gum, it instantly reminds me of an old teacher saying that people who chew gum look like cows chewing cud! Breath mints are totally fine though
14: Which body part of yours do men/women compliment the most?
My hair for sure, especially when I grow it out to my lower back. Next most complimented feature are my eyes, which I think is very sweet.
15: In your opinion, how many persons would the perfect sexual experience involve?
Mostly you just need two for a great time, but if the chemistry’s right, three is never a crowd
16: Your date would like to buy you a gift, but is concerned not to make an unwanted purchase. Are there gifts that you simply have enough of, or which would be best avoided?
Chocolate and other food is a very sweet gesture, but it often spoils before I get to it! I prefer gifts that I can keep for a long time
17: Are you the kind of person who knows what all the little forks and spoons are for when at a fine dining restaurant but at the same time do you enjoy a beer and a slice of pizza?
Of course, it’s simple! Start on the outside and work inwards. If in doubt, find the most elegant woman in the restaurant and sneakily copy whatever she does. Luckily, there are very few rules to eating pizza so we’re both guaranteed to excel there
18: What is the most embarrassing situation a client has put you in on a date? Are there other such situations that you would really like to avoid in future?
Luckily I haven’t been in any of those situations so far, but I’d be mortified if someone tried getting super handsy out in public. I love gentlemen, and I love being a lady (until we get behind closed doors that is)
19: If you could choose freely amongst all the persons in the world, living or dead, who would be your number one choice to have between your legs?
Octopussy?
20: If a client voices a stupid opinion to which you disagree, would you tell him/her so or would you nod in agreement?
Politely steer the conversation elsewhere, let’s remember we’re with each-other to have a good time!
21: What is your favourite quote?
It’s a poem, not a quote, but I hold “If” by Rudyard Kipling very close to my heart.
22: What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
The answer to this is supposed to be numeric isn’t it? Well I’m a contrarian so instead I’ll say be kind and have fun, because we’re never here for as long as we want!