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1: Why do you escort?
When I was younger and first started escorting it was to support myself through university and my post-grad. Now, after an 8-year hiatus due to a long-term relationship, it’s because I figured if I’m going to be dating again, I may as well make it worth my while. And believe me the men I meet whilst escorting are more often than not a lot more interesting, well-mannered and better in bed than the regular ones!

2: If you could be a superhero (or villain) for a day, who would you most want to be?
I’d be Dr Jean Grey (the phoenix) from X-men. She’s got the big three – telekenises, telepathy and teleportation.

3: What fictional place would you most like to go?
Ahhh, so many! Fantasy adventure is my favourite genre of literature so there’s a lot to choose from. However, ever since I read The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe as a child, I’ve been obsessed with the idea of Narnia. I think it’s because you can step into their world and remain there for years and no time passes in the real world. You can have a whole adventure with zero repercussions.

4: Do you genuinely enjoy longer bookings?
Honestly it all depends on the client. Not everyone is looking for the same experience but alonger booking is usually a good indication of a clients expectations. It suggests they’re looking to get to know you a bit more and start to build a genuine connection. It also emulates a ‘real’ dating scenario which I find creates a more relaxed atmosphere and both parties tend to open up more which always leads to a better experience in the bedroom.

5: We all have a guilty secret when it comes to music, what band or artist from the 80’s or 90’s do you listen to when no one else is around?
I am the classic cliche of the girl dancing around her bedroom in her underwear singing into her hair brush whilst blasting Madonna/Whitney Houston/Cher at full volume.

6: Which discontinued TV series would you most want to bring back?
Ab Fab. Nothing makes me laugh as much as Joanna Lumley playing Patsy. The one liners are iconic.

7: What is your favourite position?
Anything that has me bent over or my ass in the air. I have a big booty and it looks phenomenal from that angle!

8: If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would it be and why?
I would love to go to Iceland and see the northern lights or Japan during cherry blossom season. I’m not a huge fan of museums and temples but I adore nature and the outdoors.

9: What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
Use my inheritance to build a business rather than buy a house. I believe in investing in yourself.

10: What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
I travelled around India by myself for 6 months when I was 18. I quite literally turned my poor father’s hair grey with the constant mishaps and misadventures he had to bail me out of during that time.

11: What is something everyone should do at least once in their life?
Swim naked, outdoors in the dark. I don’t know why but it feels like heaven.

12: What annoys you?
Selfish people. If I can help someone out I always will. Whether with my time or physical possessions. I can’t understand it when others won’t do the same.

13: What is the most irritating habit that other people have?
I can be a bit of a grammar snob – I think it’s the 10 years at a posh boarding school!Misuse of the English language really annoys me. Especially people using malapropisms or non-standard verbs like conversate instead of converse.

14: Which body part of yours do men/women compliment the most?
My hair or my bum. I get asked a lot of if both are fake. Neither are!

15: In your opinion, how many persons would the perfect sexual experience involve?
I think 2 is the perfect number but sometimes 3 is the most exciting.

16: Your date would like to buy you a gift, but is concerned not to make an unwanted purchase. Are there gifts that you simply have enough of, or which would be best avoided?
I’m always grateful for any gift, after all it’s the thought that counts and just unwrapping something new is pretty exciting. I think the joy of gifts is that someone has gone away and thought about what i’d like or would suit me or even what they’d like to see me wear. That’s what makes gifts special.

17: Are you the kind of person who knows what all the little forks and spoons are for when at a fine dining restaurant but at the same time do you enjoy a beer and a slice of pizza?
I’ve had a pretty posh unbringing and my mother went to finishing school so she’s taught me a lot about table etiquette. I don’t actually drink beer – if it’s a pint I’ll always go for cider and if it’s pizza by the slice I’ll definitely be using my hands!

18: What is the most embarrassing situation a client has put you in on a date? Are there other such situations that you would really like to avoid in future?
A client’s wife once came home and I had to hide. It’s a great story. I’ll tell you it if we ever meet.

19: If you could choose freely amongst all the persons in the world, living or dead, who would be your number one choice to have between your legs?
Henry VIII – pre Anne Boleyn and the weight gain. I want to know if he really was the handsomest man in Christendom.

20: If a client voices a stupid opinion to which you disagree, would you tell him/her so or would you nod in agreement?
I have pretty strong principles so I won’t agree with anything that I’m fundamentally opposed to. But I’m also polite enough, and have the self awareness to know when it’s appropriate to engage in a disagreement. The key is knowing how to handle a situation with grace and diplomacy.

21: What is your favourite quote?
‘Find out who you are and do it on purpose’ – Dolly Parton

22: What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
If it doesn’t bring you joy don’t do it.

Brooke in her own words…

This not business for me, it’s pleasure. I am by nature a very sensual, fun loving girl and I love to have a good time. Nothing get’s me going more than a man that makes me laugh. I suppose that says it all really, I just want us to have a good time together. Think of me as no strings GFE. We both know what is coming, but why rush when the anticipation can be just as enjoyable and exciting? Some laughter, a drink or two at the bar, the brush of an arm, a touch of a leg and little glance until we are alone together. Where the magic happens. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

I like to think I am a pretty sophisticated young woman and I like to look my best for dates. I just love to dress up and enjoy myself, in and out of the bedroom. If you are looking for a sensual and memorable date then what are you waiting for? I very much look forward to meeting you