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What to do and what not to do on your date – a guide to escort etiquette.
This guide is designed to help you get the most out of your date. Whether you are planning a one-time date or a regular weekly date, here are some simple rules of escort etiquette to follow: before, during and after meeting one of our ladies. These tips will help you make a lasting impression – hopefully for all the right reasons.
Moreover, if you follow them, the lady will be able to give you the best possible experience – which is what we want you to have.
Manners matter
This part starts as soon as you pick up the phone or fill out a booking request form. It’s okay to be blunt and to the point (we even like that), and it’s even okay to be a little brusque (we understand, you’re probably at work and pressed for time), but if you’re rude, it’s not going to fill the receptionist with joy, and it’s unlikely we’ll pass your request on to the next stage. The reason for this is that we always think that if you’re rude to us, then you’re rude to the lady, and no girl should have to put up with that. Manners cost nothing and they make everyone’s life better, so don’t forget yours.
If you meet the lady at your home (incall), a polite “hello” to greet her is the norm. Treat the lady as you would any of your other friends and resist the urge to get physical in the hallway. I remember a few occasions when I was working as an escort where clients would walk through the door and immediately try to make out with me before I could even close the door. All I could think about was, “What will the neighbours think?” and that’s not a good way to start a date. I promise we will get to that part soon, but manners first, please.
Punctuality is key
We are in London, the traffic is horrendous and our lives are stressful, but if you are ten minutes late, just let us know. A few minutes is no problem at all, and these things happen, but it’s rude to keep your date waiting. A phone call only takes ten seconds and makes the lady feel that you are taking her feelings into consideration, thus ensuring a good start to your date.
Dress to impress
Ok, you are probably thinking that it should not matter how you dress because you are paying to spend time with a lady. Strictly speaking, it’s not part of escort etiquette, but you certainly want to make a good impression when you first meet your date, do not you? No one is saying that you have to turn up “suited and booted”, but there is such a thing as dressing too casually. If you are visiting a lady, please make sure you are dressed appropriately. Let us be clear: no dirty clothes, no baseball caps and hoodies.
I know that last statement may sound stunningly obvious to most of our clients, but you’d be surprised how often that happens these days. I can say with 100% certainty that no lady will ever feel comfortable opening the door to someone in a baseball cap and hoodie.
Shower – cleanliness is sexiness
Please do not be offended or take it personally if you are asked to shower at the beginning of the session. Of course you have showered this morning, or even before you left home, but London is an extremely dirty city, and whether you took the tube or a taxi, you will probably have picked up some city grime on your journey. So if you want to get dirty with a lady, take a shower at the beginning of the date and come out of the bathroom clean, dry and fresh. This will make your partner feel comfortable and the time will be more enjoyable and satisfying. A mouthwash is also a really good idea, especially if you have been drinking coffee all day.
It should be noted that the lady has the right to cancel the booking if you do not meet her expectations in terms of hygiene. Rest assured that you will have a much better time if you shower thoroughly at the beginning of the meeting.
Be upfront and honest
We value honesty and transparency as much as you do. Moreover, we do not judge. However, in my time in the industry, I have met clients with missing limbs, colostomy bags and a gentleman in a wheelchair; the list is endless, but no one thought to tell me so I could mentally prepare myself. Had I known, I would not have turned down the meeting as I get on well with almost everyone, but I have to admit that on all these occasions it was a little bit of a shock and I can not deny that it caused unnecessary discomfort on both sides. Since she is going to find out anyway, is not it best to be open from the beginning? That way the lady can make an informed decision and then when you meet there will be no more unpleasantness.
I have also met clients who have planned activities outside my remit: S&M toys, role-playing and fantasies that frankly do not fit my imagination or, more accurately, my skills. To put it bluntly, it would have been helpful to know this beforehand so I knew what to expect. If I felt that this was not right for me, I would have preferred to decline the meeting so that the gentleman could find someone who met his expectations.
So don’t make the mistake of assuming that because the lady is a “paid professional”, anything and everything is possible. That isn’t the case.
Don’t gossip
“I saw this and that and that happened” only makes you look like a chatterbox. Your date may seem interested, but she will also automatically think, “Will all the details of our date be told to the lady he is booking?” and she will always be on her guard
Discretion is the number one rule in this game, and it applies to both sides. Please try to remember it and behave like a gentleman. I’m sure you wouldn’t like it if the lady gossiped about you, would you? No, I don’t think so.
Avoid personal questions
“Are you single?” “Are you afraid no one will want to marry an escort?” “What is your real name?” are not concerns or questions that need to be addressed when making a booking. The lady standing in front of you has chosen to be an escort and her reasons for doing so are none of your business. A date with an escort should be carefree, noncommittal, decadent and naughty and should give you both an unforgettable experience that will send you into a frenzy. Think about how you talk to a lady and whether you want to be asked similar questions. If the answer is “no”, then it’s best not to ask!
Escort etiquette guide – the conclusion
Politeness, punctuality and hygiene go a long way in this world and in this world they will often get you more “bang for your buck”. Just try to remember it and you’ll have a lot of fun.
I hope most gentlemen read the above and laughed thinking “no one makes such faux pas” but occasionally we all do. I want every gentleman to have a pleasant experience with our ladies and vice versa, it should be the highlight of your day and not a catalogue of mistakes that leaves you thinking “well that was embarrassing”.
If it’s your first time and you’re nervous, just follow our escort etiquette guide and you won’t go wrong.
If you have any more queries on escort etiquette then take a look at this article in Top Romp.